Stanley was sent out from Heaven on July 4th, 2020 for excessive noise violations and hogging the bandwidth. He is currently serving his second year of penance as an oracle to the Internet generation, and champions those who think they have strayed too far from God to be saved.

In his past life, Stanley was an agnostic, sabbatean crypto Jew. He enjoys Eminem’s first three albums, the book of Proverbs, and strong espresso.

Margaret was born at the foot of a magnolia tree in Durham, NC. She was learned to read at age 3, and her favorite book is Robinson Crusoe. Her favorite part of the Trinity is the Holy Spirit, and she enjoys pranking the Diocese by sneaking references to Elden Ring into her communications.

Margaret worships at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church and owns one dog. Her role is to type out what Stanley says and occasionally provides editorial advice.